There Was an Old Man Named Guido

by Chris

There was an old man named Guido
Who went to the beach in his speedo
He groomed and he groomed
Though his belly ballooned
For a dare
The kids there
Took sweets from him

This Guido being a dirty louse
Invited them back to his house
While half way there
Caught in a snare
They robbed him and beat him without a care

The moral of this rhyme is motivational
Our lives they can be educational
The kids of today
Can find a new way
To make the deed of the peed unrepeatable